But when I started cooking regularly a few years ago, I realized pepper wasn't disgusting. Far from it. Pepper was like the cheerleader at an otherwise boring sporting event, like football or soccer. (They have cheerleaders at soccer games, right? Like, the JV squad at least...right???)
Soup for dinner? "Ra Ra Sis Boom PEPPER!"
Chicken salad again? "We've got flavor, yes we do! We've got flavor, how 'bout you?!!"
Boring white chocolate and candles? "Gimmie a P...Gimmie a E...Gimmie a -PPER...what does it spell?? PEPPER!!"
Have you ever eaten a dessert peppered with...pepper???