Oh, fancy seeing you here. I was just casually touching the ends of my braid and staring vacantly ahead.
That is, until I decided to sit down and look to the side whilst making a duck face. All par for the course when you brace yourself for a Rhode Island North Carolina-style barbecue rehearsal dinner on the eve of your boyfriend's brother's wedding.
Also par for the course? A fishtail braid, obvi. I'm getting quite good at them, if I do say so myself...and I do!!
I thought this green dress would be the perfect dressy-but-casual look for a backyard barbecue. I went light on the jewelry and heavy on the make up, naturally. I was pleasantly surprised though to learn this dress also had a certain man repellant quality about it, what with drapery hiding my front bits. Are those boobs? Is there a waist?? Who knows?!?
In case you aren't repelling men through your outfit alone, you can always flail your arms and kick your heels up in a fashion like so:
Whatever the opposite is of making all the boys to come to the yard, this will ensure its happening, leaving plenty of pulled pork, cole slaw, and chowder for you! Screw peace--evil, selfish plans rule always!!!