Get A Load of Her Cupcakes

For those of you not familiar with Bridget Marquardt, she was one of Hugh Hefner's blonde trio of girlfriends, jettisoned to fame for her association with the world's oldest bachelor on E!'s wildly popular sitcom "Girls Next Door". Yes, I just called it a sitcom. It was 30 minutes, had a theme song, and made me laugh. DONE.

I think Bridget had to be my favorite character out of the three, and yes, mostly because we share a love of cupcakes. I heard about Sprinkles for the first time from her, 'cus, ya know, she told me personally.

Like me, she also looks for any excuse to revolve a social gathering around cupcakes, a la Kendra and Hank Baskett's homecoming to L.A. (sadly, I can't find that video).

Also like me, she's turned her entire website into an ode to the cupcake:

Is this a bakery? A cupcake blog? A porn site?! Who knows, who cares? There's cupcakes greeting me, taking me down a jelly bean path into what could be either the defining moment of my life or the end of my hard drive as we know it.