How Much Would You Pay for this Cupcake?

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If you answered "less that $750" then, well, you clearly don't have your priorities straight. Do you know what this thing, nay, this blessing-on-Earth is made of?? Well, you got your ol' standby of 100 year-old Louis XIII de Remy Martin Cognac (you got that in your pantry, right?), Palmira Single Estate Chocolate from the rare Porcelain Crillo bean (it's an understatement to say it's an inconvenient when you run outta this), Tahita Gold Vanilla Caviar - the most labor-intensive agricultural crop in the world (wait...what?!), and edible gold flakes for good measure.

Unless you're a peasant, then you can get your hands on this fine accomplishment of man in Las Vegas, obvi, at some place called The Palazzo Resort.

Let's face facts--if you're buying this cupcake, you're probably having it flown back to you via private jet, which is being flown by your own unicorn, back to your own island, which you bought with money that has your face printed on it, because your life is basically a real-life version of Monopoly. Basically, you're Lady Gaga. And good for you.