Knock Offs and Blow Outs

{Pants: ASOS, Cami: Tibi, Jacket: BCBG, Heels: Shoedazzle,
Necklace: Alex+Ani, Jewelry: YSL, Michael Kors, David Yurman, J.Crew}

In 7th grade, I owned a collection of statement pants I procured from pre-teen mall heaven, Rampage. I had two pairs of iridescent silk pants, an investment I was particularly proud of since they rang up for a hefty $69.50 (as a 12-year-old spending my own money, this was incredibly indulgent. Who am I kidding? It still is!), but there was one pair in particular that I think put the nail in the proverbial coffin of my abilities to be "understated." 

They were entirely black lace, lined with only a nude fabric. So yeah, I probably looked naked wearing them. Oh, and I wore them to school. JUNIOR. HIGH. Somehow my mom let me out of the house. People asked me if I was naked underneath. Technically I was, but I told them no.

I tell you this awkward childhood story only to provide context around my obsession with these purple pants. I spotted a similar pair by Phillip Lim on Pinterest, but since I'm not trying to spend $300+ on pants (did you SEE my wedding shoes?!), this pair from ASOS warmed my heart. And thank god for that because this cold front has been brutal, man!!

Oh, and I've been meaning to share these AMAZEballsUSA Valentino knockoffs for a while, but since I only post like one outfit every solar eclipse, I'm only now able to. But not only are they really REALLY good copy cats, they're also super duper comfy. I wear them almost daily at work and always get compliments, which is good for feeding my metaphorically obese self-esteem.

So, what did I get all dolled up in purple pants and work shoes on a Saturday for, you might be wondering? To get my hair styled, OBVIOUSLY! 

If you remember the last time Megan and I tried to go to Dry Bar, you'll remember NEVER TO BRING IT UP AGAIN EVER!!!! We did, however, finally cash in the free blowouts they gave us at the Georgetown location, where we were early because they have a parking lot. Anyway, I used it as an opportunity to try out what I think is going to be my wedding hairstyle. 

I showed the stylist a few pictures of Lana del Rey, emphasizing a deep side part and loose waves, and was thrilled with the results. Even Kyle gave me his seal of approval, and not that I think straight men are in any position to have an opinion about a woman's hair, but this time, I think he was right.

After all, Kyle did have the good taste to get this necklace for me for Christmas.

Oh, and that ring on my finger. NBD.

Surprise! I'm freezing!!!

So Cupcult, do y'all like the hair? What about the pants? Any good naked pants stories of your own?! And who the hell else is ready for summer?? Damn.