Because I'm trying to ensure repeat business here on my blog, I'm coming up with all kinds of hair-brained schemes to manipulate y'all to coming back here with what are commonly referred to in the blogosphere as "regular installments".
I kicked the first installment "How I Would Wear It" (HIWWI for short) off a few weeks ago to deafening applause. In yet another stroke of brilliance (and because I just can't get enough of blogs, I tell ya...I finally can empathize with Courtney Love's heroin addiction), I've decided every other Tuesday henceforth shall be "FWYI" days.
"Melissa, shouldn't that be F.Y.I.?" you may be asking yourself. To which I say "Ha. HahahahahahahahHAHAHAHA HA!"
No. No, it shouldn't. Any "Workaholics" fans in the house? If you don't know what I'm referring to, check out the second video in my newly updated "About" section. Should clear things up a scoach.
Anydiddle, here are some links to things I've found entertaining and "FWYI"-worthy:
I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over your temporary LIP TATTOO! - Fashion by He
Screw this "Whole 30" diet...I want this butterfinger cupcake and I want it NOW!!! - Gingerbread Bagels
Since we're on the topic of things-I'm-not-allowed-to-eat, I would seriously considering killing a man to have a piece of this Mexican Cheesecake. But like, he'd have to be a mean man that doesn't like cats or small children or something. - Taylor Made
After that cupcake, you may wanna cover up your fat with an adorable one-piece. Good thing Rockstar Diaries is giving one away! - Rockstar Diaries
Is anyone else seriously considering trying the temporary lip tattoo, btw??? No...?? Just me? Typical.