{Carbon Crusader pencils, $4-$7}
Look, we all know that writing, and making an effort in general, sucks. So it's worth trying to make it as much fun as it could possibly be with a writing utensil that only reinforces that you are, indeed, the "Queen in a World of Commoners", or that you "need a fucking drink", or even more succinctly "Fuck this Shit."
And of course, a custom one with, I dunno, your world famous blog's name on it, is a necessity.
Now, if only I could get my hands on a goddamn pencil sharpener.

