Today, is a day that will live in infamy. It will be one
that lives in the minds of our children, and our children’s children. For today
is the day we have all been waiting for: Day 1 of my Blueprint Juice Cleanse.
No, literally, I’m waging war on my body. The enemy is…um,
toxins, I think…and the only solution is nutrient-dense cold-pressed juice.
From New York. Because, obviously.
Last night, my 3-day juice cleanse arrived in this box
explaining “We Think, You Drink.” It came in this highly insulated box, along
with a portable insulated cooler bag, perfect for toting your expensive, trendy
juice to work. Not that I’m saying I did that. (I’m not saying it because I’m
pretty sure it’s obvious that I did do that.)
For those of you unfamiliar with the Blueprint Cleanse,
there are 3 levels of intensity. Since this is my first cleanse, I’m starting
with Renovation. It’s comprised of 5 different juices designed to make you feel
good and junk. I dunno, I’m not the one thinking here—didn’t you see the box??
This morning, I cracked open my first juice of the day—the green
juice. In case you missed it, I’ve already tried the green juice and you canwatch the whole thing right here.
Next, I enjoyed the PAM (pineapple, apple, mint) juice. It’s
a fan favorite, and I can see why! It’s sweet and refreshing and I want another
one!!!
…the spicy lemonade…
…the CAB (carrot, apple, beet)…
…and the cashew milk.
If you’d like to see how it’s going real-time, follow me on
Instagram (I’m “cupcakesomg”), where I’ll be photo-documenting the whole
experience for you through the weekend. And if you don’t really care that much,
it’s cool. I’ll be back next week with a full review of our engagement celebratory dinner at the Inn at Little Washington!
I care.
ReplyDeleteyou're making me so, so jealous! I want to do it so bad but don't have the money right now. Can't wait to hear the end results!
ReplyDeletegood luck with this!!
ReplyDeletei'd love to hear your thoughts after its over with. a friend of mine did one (not this fancy) and loved it
xo the egg out west.
I did the 7 day one last year and really enjoyed it! The PAM is like the best juice of all time. It's really good mixed with vodka and club soda but you didn't hear that from me.
ReplyDeleteHope the "diet" is going well, I might join you, the juices sound lush!
ReplyDeleteLauren,
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Good luck!! Look at you detoxing that gorgeous bod of yours!!
ReplyDeleteI am very entertained by you! As always...
ReplyDeleteDid you see they have a Bridal Juice Cleanse on their website... JUST SAYING! :-)
ReplyDeleteSigh. I hate a little bit.
ReplyDeleteBecause now, as soon as my play is done, I'm going to do this. (Luckily I'm smart enough to realize that if I do it the week of a show, I might pass out onstage.)
I just cannot resist. I am such a follower. Le sigh!